What's so great about clubs in Vietnam? Is it the same beat over and over again that destroys your ears? Is it the unjustified overpriced nature of throwing away money in a dark room with strobe lights? Do the blue lights turn you on? Is it remotely moral to blow a thousand USD in four hours when that could feed a poor family for 20 weeks? (20 million dong, 1 million dong on food a week). Throwing away money should be against the law. Is it even remotely fun to have to squeeze through a mob while being groped? Do you know that unsafe feeling you get when you know your wallet is about to be stolen? It's the constant feeling I get when I'm inside a club. Everything has its cost and value. If it costs a lot, I expect to get a lot in return. Unfortunately, for such a place, it seems like such a waste. I mean, hell, a thousand dollars = a potentially awesome orgy. Clubs are littered with nasty tramps who want sky high prices for just laying there. Likely, they'll steal your shit too. I would love to get into the minds of the staff members who work there to see how they truly feel about the scumbags that they have to kowtow to. Anyways, to keep this short, I'm really curious to why going to clubs among impoverished conditions is even something to look forward to.
Regards,
Kyle
Dear Kyle,
Why you so nha que? ha? Why you so rural countryside retard? You don't know shit. You just write your shit blog and edit your shit video all damn day. We Vietnam peeeeeeepo, go to club to relieve stress. We love the to listen to the music. Stand all together like sheep and pretend like we know shit. We like to sing along even though we can not speak Englit very well. We don't know what we sayin, but it okay because at the end of the day we are having fun and you are not. It's all about personal opinion. Don't hate because you jealous of us and how we leech off of rich loser guys who use their parents money to make themselves feel better about their lack of humanly compassion. Wait a minute? what the heo does compassion even mean? So what if we throw away our money? It is our money. Just becaw you dunt have it, dun be jealous of us and our mami and dadday's Porsche. You might like sitting and looking at traffic like a stupid bitch, but we prefer to look at darkness like a stupid bitch. The club so dark, the girl so ugly turn beautiful. Dim lighting take away ugly face. It okay to wear jean shorts to ba, don't hate. We so rich, we have orgy where all the girl just take turn and sit and stare they dont get into each other at all, but we Viet guy dun care and then we go to club, biaatch. Du ma. The staff members treat us like kings and queens because we shower them with the monay. We like to hear them call us anh va chi even though they are old enough to be our unco and aunty because we want to hear shit like that because we want to feel better about our lives. You better be calling us same too when your sorry ass get near our club. But to ansa your question, what is there to not love about di ba? Where else can you go to show off your trendiness of tight pants with a flat sunken surfboard ass to back it up? Without bas, why would we spend money on an iPhone? We don't even know how to fucken use it. Siri doesn't even wuk dat well. Terminally, where else can you go to drown our your inner wailing of misery, guilt, sorrow, disappointment, and low self esteem? Oh yeah, you can go to this shit blog!
Even more regards,
Vietnam
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ReplyDeleteI'm so confused. is Vietnam a pen pal he's been exchanging letters with? or is he mind fucking us by creating this Vietnamese chick persona and writing to himself? because the broken English is just perfect, enough to understand while highlighting all the stereotypes of a typical Vietnamese girl attempting to write an English letter. "wuk dat well" got me LOL and how would she even know about this blog?
ReplyDelete"where else can you go to drown our your inner wailing of misery, guilt, sorrow, disappointment, and low self esteem?" sounds pretty much like the contents of this blog.
DeleteReality check, Kyle, the majority of the people who blow their money in nightclubs in Saigon are VKs. A lot of VK guys work their asses off for a whole year, then, come back to VN around the holidays to blow it all on nightclubs and girls. Hey, but as long as it makes them happy who am I to judge them. It is a win win situation for everybody. The VKs feel like they are on top of the world; the nightclubs make money; the army of servers, security, doormen are gainfully employed; even the working girls get their share.
You're wrong about that. More locals blow money at night clubs than the VKs.
Delete*Sounds like the content of this blog? No shit, I even said it myself. Don't try to start enlightening when I'm the one that said it first. Shit, stop reading my blog please.
you're right about the fact that there are more locals in the clubs than VK's. they blow money like nothing. quite chumps in my opinion. the music is dangerously loud. one time was enough for me. although there are some cool spots like acoustic bar and vasco, majority of spots like gossip and lush are best avoided.
DeleteChill, Kyle,
DeleteI like your blog, but, people, like Anon above, are entitle to their opinions. If it bothers you, then only allow people who'd subscribed have access to the comment section. That way, I reckon only the people who agree with your point of view would bother to comment. However, just listening to people who always agree with your point of view is no better than mental incest.
Onto to subject of clubs in VN. Yeah, I agree that there are more rich local patrons than VKs. The clubs are boring because there is no interaction between people at all. Everyone just stand around their own table and pretend they know how to dance. You can't talk to anyone because the music is just too bloody loud. As far as cost goes, I think that it is still much cheaper than table service back here. You can easily blow a few thousands dollars on those two huge bottles of Belvedere. I like the fact that the clubs in Saigon allow you to save your bottles for another time if you can't finish them. I don't see why blowing one's own money makes one a chump, Anon. Anyone judging you on how you spend your money?
you obviously do not know the vietnamese persona. that much money can feed an entire village, build roads, water treatment, social programs. this country can be so much better off and could have modernize at such a rapid pace but instead they squander there money like chumps. who do the hell do u think is spending that type of money? good oh bahn mi boy?
DeleteBuilding roads and water treatment plants, supporting social programs are the responsibility of the government, not individuals. That is what tax revenue go toward. The only time individuals would be motivated to do so is for profit. It is the same here in the States; so, why should you hold the Vietnamese to a higher standard? People who have money are going to spend on what they please, as do you with your own money. I reckon that you also think people who drive expensive cars, dine at expensive restaurants and live in expensive neighborhoods, chumps, back here in the States? You must be a fanboy of our socialist president who is on a tear on the redistribution of wealth in this country. The riches must pay more taxes to support the other half who contribute nothing toward running the country. If you have a clue on how micro economic works, you would realize the "chumps" who are spending their money freely are doing their parts in stimulating the economy and shoring up employment. Get off your high horse and use your brain for a change.
DeleteWish there is a "like" button for the reply above.
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